REVIEWS!!

Death Machine-Jurassic Terminator in the futuristic world of the year 2003!! Hellraiser--The seminal classic that Modern Primatives everywhere emulate! Deathstalker III: Deathstalker & The Warriors From Hell!--A review for the game "Vicious Cycle" The Strange Case Of Senor Computer--This movie rocks my socks off. The Vicious Cycle A review roundtable game feature 8 (count 'em, EIGHT) new reviews! Love Object--The classic story of boy-meets-doll. Night of the Living Dead--More an essay on how this changed my mind than anything else, really Gangland--when am I going to learn to stop playing review roundtables? This time I was passed the turkey by a fellow going by the name "BBanzai". The Toxic Avenger--which I plan on having be just the first of many Tromatic reviews on this site. Gojira--The ORIGINAL first godzilla movie. Nang Nak--A woeful tale of love and loss in ancient Siam. Ichi the Killer--possibly the most over-the-top gorefest ever. Shatter Dead--A horrible, horrible film. The Boneyard A forgotten classic of cult! Class of Nuke 'Em High Troma starts to get a little better as they go on with monster flicks. B-meth '05 My own private film festival! With TEN whole reviews! Battlefield Baseball-Insanely funny film with little to no actual baseball playing in it. Godzilla, King of the Monsters-Really just comparing and contrasting the American edit to the original Japanese version. Phantasm-great movie, with bonus drinking games included! Gozu-Half-albinos, lactating old women, and cow-gods with dirty diapers. Yeah, we're definitely in Miike territory. The Toxic Avenger Part II--Toxie's back, and this time he goes to Japan! Rojo Sangre--Paul Naschy plays himself as a serial killer. So he basically plays himself. One Last Kill--A small, independant movie, which Choco himself was actually asked to review by the filmmaker! Splatter Farm--The first film to be accepted by the Reader Review Request System. A real stinker filled with guts, gore, and terrible acting! Re-animator-If you haven't heard of this movie, what are you doing here? Marronnier-Spooky puppets from Japan=absoludicrousness! Saturn 3-Space! Robots! Kirk Douglas! OF THE FUTURE!! *Guest Review by Deeky Wentworth of The Surfin Dead! Tombs of the Blind Dead-Spanish Blind Zombies! Curse of the Fly--somehow, a lot better than the two "Fly" films to come before it! The American Astronaut-It's not a case of "Make", it's a case of "Let". Star Crystal-A "Pass the Turkey" review! Curse of the Queerwolf!--Beware the symbol of the Pansy-Gram! Ultra Warrior--The things I do for roundtables... Ed and his dead mother--Contrary to popular belief, this has nothing to do with my family life. Cannibal Holocaust--Not PETA friendly. Evils of the Night--Why do I keep agreeing to play "Pass the Turkey"?! SS Doomtrooper--Parker Lewis versus a Nazi Hulk! (WARNING: Not as exciting as I just made it sound) Bloody New Year For the Holiday Madness Roundtable, I discover that lame British horror isn't any better than the ones in the states. Spookies-Crap in a hat is this one a mess. Andy Colby's Incredibly Awesome Adventure An astro-critics roundable review Hellraiser II--I finally review this one after all this time. Terrorvision--a little piece of choco's childhood nightmare fuel. Because he's a pussy. Biozombie--In Hong Kong, Mall zombies are a little sillier. Trick Or Treat--The Rockingest review in the 80's review roundtable! Masters of Horror--Season One--To celebrate two years of T.I.S.Y.U.T.U.S. I give the series an overview! Masters of Horror Season Two--After a six month "paternaty leave" I triumphantly return! Robo-Vampire--Yeah, with a title like that, it really explains itself. *NEW!* Phenomena--Bugs, Monkeys, and Donald Pleasance, all in one film!