The Llama of Doom Compels you to read the other roundtable reviews!

  • Choconado reviews Ultra Warrior--Roger Corman using more stock footage that previously imaginable!
  • Marxo Grouch takes onCafe Flesh--Hey, in the future someone finally figured out how to take the sexy out of sex! Let's all kick him in the groin!
  • The never-to-be trusted Dr. Kobb reviews Omega Cop-it's like Mad Max, with less driving and more crotch kicks.
  • Kodos that Klown that sleeps under your bed presents Target Earth--an oldie with some of the radicalist box-robots EVER.
  • The always frightening uh, LOVELY Portrait in Flesh brings Warriors of the Apocolypse to the table--Apparently in the future, Studded wardrobes and zombie midgets are commonplace.
  • And finally, Deeky bites the bullet and gives us Omega Doom--Albert Pyun! Rutger Hauer! Robot Cowboys!

The Pain! The Pain!

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